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Concerning: Williams Ski Patrollers To Earn Commission For Each Rescue In The Upcoming Ski Season
In a surprising turn of events, the Williams College ski patrollers will earn commission for each on-mountain injury they respond to....
Lizzie High
Dec 11, 2023


Report: Taco Tuesday No Longer Jovial After Daylight Savings
Gloom. The sun sets before I step into Paresky. So early, and for what? Santa? The elves? The capitalist greed of the weirdos that sell...
Shenba Vairavan
Nov 28, 2023


Strangers-to-Friends: Classmates Form Bond, Upend Entire Unspoken Seating Chart
It was never meant to be. Janet Donuts ’25 lived in a Morgan single, was rarely seen in Lee’s, and spent her nights poring over the Econ...
Hilary Malamud
Nov 21, 2023


I Lived It: A Mysterious Man Saw Me From Across Goodrich Coffee Bar And Ordered Me A Drink
Little old me was just minding my own business this morning, sitting at Goodrich, doing work. Then, the next thing I know, the barista...
Divij Jain and Shayna Podhoretz
Nov 18, 2023


Humiliating: My Tutorial Partner Absolutely Demolished Me On The Halloweekend Dance Floor
When she hit that stanky leg, I knew I was ruined. It wasn’t enough for her to slowly shake her head through every humiliating,...
Rebecca Call
Nov 8, 2023


First-year Asking Complicated, Unrelated Questions In Econ 110 Clearly A Genius
In ECON 110—Principles of Microeconomics—while Professor Thompson was lecturing about why some people have jobs (and some do not), Sam...
Annie Gustafson
Oct 25, 2023


I Lived It: I Used The Bike Desk In Sawyer For Too Long And Now I Can’t Stop Pedaling
Every morning I wake up at 5 a.m. and hit the gym. Even if I’m sick, even if I slept really late (like, say 9 p.m.), even if it’s cold...
Shreya Seshadri
Oct 19, 2023


Boys Will Be Boys: Finance TAPSI House Petitions For Their Own Version Of The Davis Center
Boys are silly and fun and they love to play frisbee in the sun. -Dr. Suess (yes, the racist one) Sometimes boys don’t understand things....
Shenba Vairavan and Rebecca Power
Oct 17, 2023


Ask The Haybale: How Do I Fit Time To Watch Horse Hoof Trimming Videos Into My Busy Schedule?
It’s early fall in Williamstown and you are over it. Every day, it’s the same. Wake up. Go to the bathroom. It’s out of toilet paper. Go...
Will Beyreis and Esther Eboh
Oct 15, 2023


Report: New WOC Director Replaces Mountain Day With Cigarette Day
This October, one mystery Friday is going to look a little bit different on campus. This week's WOCly Newsletter stated that the...
The Haybale
Oct 12, 2023


Nepo Baby Alert! Student Matilda Hall ‘25 Suspiciously Shares Surname With Every Building On Campus!
Disgraceful. Shameful. Injustice. These are but a few of the words that come to this reporter’s mind in response to the reckoning that,...
Rebecca Call
Oct 11, 2023


Return Of Pub Night Forces Joe-Cool Types To Reckon With The Power Of Three Beers
It was a damp, fall evening when Ethan Wicks and Eva Jaimeson ’25 meandered off the Zilkha Center porch, backpacks slung casually over...
Hilary Malamud and Lizzie High
Oct 5, 2023


Burnt Sugar, Butter, Dijon Mustard, Pipe Cleaners, Asian Style Sesame Wings In A Chicken Snack Grab,
’82 Grill announced their new special this week, a gluten free pizza crust robust inspired creamy red sauce with garlic steak sammy...
Matt Shareshian and Zoe Kerns
Oct 4, 2023


Professor Questioning the Core Concepts In Course Title Not Being Provocative, Genuinely Confused
On the first day of ARTH 289: The Dichotomy of Juxtaposition in Decorative Arts, Professor Louise Linda raised several questions to the...
Shayna Podhoretz
Oct 2, 2023


Uh Oh: My Friends And I Have The Same IWS Therapist And She’s Starting To Pick Sides
Benjamin Collins ’26 walked back disgruntled, disheartened, disemboweled (metaphorically). “Can’t believe she would say that,” Collins...
Shenba Vairavan
Sep 30, 2023


Student Chewing On End Of Pencil Not Actually Deep In Thought, Just Enjoys Eating Erasers
As the final minutes of ARTH 109: The Art of Spring Street Market ticked down, most students were visibly disinterested. Some etched...
Divij Jain
Sep 28, 2023


Game Over: Course Packet Already Has Crunchy, Wavy Pages From Getting Wet Then Drying
Oh my god, are you serious? Monday morning, 10:07 am, Griffin 1 of all places, the semester truly begins. Upon retrieving your PSYC 277:...
Lizzie High
Sep 13, 2023


Report: The Williams Record Stole Our Lunch Money, Again!
“You’ve got a little something on your shirt,” they said, smiling coyly. How did we fall for it? The oldest trick in the book. We were...
Shayna Podhoretz
Sep 11, 2023


Students Happy, Never Sad, Reports Williams Instagram
Last Thursday, Haybale reporters conducted an interview with Polly Polk ‘26, after hearing several accounts of her raving in delirium on...
Sonia Dhingra
May 2, 2023


Friend’s Metrosexual New Yorker Dad Defies Norms, Encourages Your Art History Degree
Clad in raw denim and very thick square glasses, a man driving a vintage Porsche pulls up outside the WCMA balls. No, certainly that’s...
Lizzie High
Apr 27, 2023
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