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Dedication: Men Carry Large Wooden Table Over Mountain, Through Stream To Play Extra Picturesque Game Of Pong
The time: 2:25pm. The place: Hoxsey Street. The tunes: Metro Boomin. Three friends, Ryan Smith, Jack Grant, and Nico Place, all ‘24, woke...
Jackson Small and Shreya Seshadri
Apr 19, 2024
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Faculty To Vote On Eliminating Letter Grades For First-Years, Placing Looks Rating Out Of Ten On Transcript
With a rising emphasis on mental health, students proposed the elimination of first-year grades to ease the transition into life at...
Shayna Julianne and Amita Khurana
Apr 17, 2024
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Report: College To Sabotage Previews Programming In Hopes Of Preventing 2028 Over Enrollment
A leaked series of emails between the Admissions Office and College President Maud S. Mandel revealed startling developments that the...
Shreya Seshadri
Apr 14, 2024
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Field Trip! Computer Science Professor Takes Class To WCMA For Some Reason
This week, CSCI 368: Foundations of Principles of the Principles of Computer Programming took one lecture session out of their week to...
Lizzie High
Apr 8, 2024
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Report: Girl With Armpit Hair Is Cooler Than You
You, yes, you. You, with your little shrimp slump from the weight of the five course packets (unread) in your backpack. You, with your...
Rebecca Call
Mar 14, 2024
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Report: Friend With Paper Due This Week Will Somehow Make It Your Problem
Sunday brunch, Mission Park, 12:10 PM. In front of a plate of cold eggs and potatoes, Jack Maggle ‘25 lowers his head to his hands. “Fuck...
Lizzie High
Feb 19, 2024
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Ask The Haybale: What Smooth Moves Can I Pull Today To Score A Date By Tonight?
It's that time of year when love is in the air, and I know what you are thinking. How am I going to win over that special someone? How...
Claire Tolliver
Feb 13, 2024
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Concerning: Williams Ski Patrollers To Earn Commission For Each Rescue In The Upcoming Ski Season
In a surprising turn of events, the Williams College ski patrollers will earn commission for each on-mountain injury they respond to....
Lizzie High
Dec 11, 2023
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Report: Taco Tuesday No Longer Jovial After Daylight Savings
Gloom. The sun sets before I step into Paresky. So early, and for what? Santa? The elves? The capitalist greed of the weirdos that sell...
Shenba Vairavan
Nov 28, 2023
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Strangers-to-Friends: Classmates Form Bond, Upend Entire Unspoken Seating Chart
It was never meant to be. Janet Donuts ’25 lived in a Morgan single, was rarely seen in Lee’s, and spent her nights poring over the Econ...
Hilary Malamud
Nov 21, 2023
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I Lived It: A Mysterious Man Saw Me From Across Goodrich Coffee Bar And Ordered Me A Drink
Little old me was just minding my own business this morning, sitting at Goodrich, doing work. Then, the next thing I know, the barista...
Divij Jain and Shayna Podhoretz
Nov 18, 2023
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Humiliating: My Tutorial Partner Absolutely Demolished Me On The Halloweekend Dance Floor
When she hit that stanky leg, I knew I was ruined. It wasn’t enough for her to slowly shake her head through every humiliating,...
Rebecca Call
Nov 8, 2023
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First-year Asking Complicated, Unrelated Questions In Econ 110 Clearly A Genius
In ECON 110—Principles of Microeconomics—while Professor Thompson was lecturing about why some people have jobs (and some do not), Sam...
Annie Gustafson
Oct 25, 2023
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I Lived It: I Used The Bike Desk In Sawyer For Too Long And Now I Can’t Stop Pedaling
Every morning I wake up at 5 a.m. and hit the gym. Even if I’m sick, even if I slept really late (like, say 9 p.m.), even if it’s cold...
Shreya Seshadri
Oct 19, 2023
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Boys Will Be Boys: Finance TAPSI House Petitions For Their Own Version Of The Davis Center
Boys are silly and fun and they love to play frisbee in the sun. -Dr. Suess (yes, the racist one) Sometimes boys don’t understand things....
Shenba Vairavan and Rebecca Power
Oct 17, 2023
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Ask The Haybale: How Do I Fit Time To Watch Horse Hoof Trimming Videos Into My Busy Schedule?
It’s early fall in Williamstown and you are over it. Every day, it’s the same. Wake up. Go to the bathroom. It’s out of toilet paper. Go...
Will Beyreis and Esther Eboh
Oct 15, 2023
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Report: New WOC Director Replaces Mountain Day With Cigarette Day
This October, one mystery Friday is going to look a little bit different on campus. This week's WOCly Newsletter stated that the...
The Haybale
Oct 12, 2023
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Nepo Baby Alert! Student Matilda Hall ‘25 Suspiciously Shares Surname With Every Building On Campus!
Disgraceful. Shameful. Injustice. These are but a few of the words that come to this reporter’s mind in response to the reckoning that,...
Rebecca Call
Oct 11, 2023
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Return Of Pub Night Forces Joe-Cool Types To Reckon With The Power Of Three Beers
It was a damp, fall evening when Ethan Wicks and Eva Jaimeson ’25 meandered off the Zilkha Center porch, backpacks slung casually over...
Hilary Malamud and Lizzie High
Oct 5, 2023
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Burnt Sugar, Butter, Dijon Mustard, Pipe Cleaners, Asian Style Sesame Wings In A Chicken Snack Grab,
’82 Grill announced their new special this week, a gluten free pizza crust robust inspired creamy red sauce with garlic steak sammy...
Matt Shareshian and Zoe Kerns
Oct 4, 2023
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