Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t expecting him to build off of the build-off of the piggyback, but this caught me totally off guard. It was a Tuesday, 2:27pm Eastern Standard Time. The sky was clear. Too clear. In Hopkins 001, the basement air buzzed with a hushed hubbub—ENG 152 was about to start. I sauntered into class, cappuccino in hand, and sat in the innermost concentric circle of seats. That was my first mistake. After the day’s announcements, Professor split us up into sm

For the many Ephs paying attention to campus affairs this year, a new development has shaken our student organizations. FAST’s budget has...

In recent, devastating news, area friends Sarah Reeder ’26 and Corsa Pacquette ’26 face a hurdle, nay, a calamity, in an unexpected form:...

It used to be only Div I and Div II majors that didn’t understand Eco. But now it’s affecting us all. As we know, Div III majors are...

The box had a label that said ‘TNT,’ and I didn’t see any other labels on it,” explained Wellbutrin. “The tape had ripped off a bit, so I fi

The first time you wake up, knife to your throat, you think “wow, I hope this doesn’t stain my sheets.” You’re still not sure if your...

In an effort to bring issues of sexual inequality to light on the Williams Campus, the Record issued a survey asking women about their...

Hoxsey Halloween isn’t the only talk of the town this week. The Haybale can now exclusively report an upcoming closing sale at the...

“We are so fortunate to/for the wonderful folks at Applebees for sponsoring this year’s Mountain Day,” said President Maud Mandel in an...

Those posters in the window of the liquor store with the guy. There students here who are majoring in french That the tempo of a song...

Michael Drubs, ’26, woke up to quite the surprise on Saturday morning: 12 construction men in uniform tearing down his north wall,...

The box had a label that said ‘TNT,’ and I didn’t see any other labels on it,” explained Wellbutrin. “The tape had ripped off a bit, so I fi

Spring fling proved a success for all: students had a blast, CSS reported an unexpectedly low number of incidents, and prospective...

The time: 2:25pm. The place: Hoxsey Street. The tunes: Metro Boomin. Three friends, Ryan Smith, Jack Grant, and Nico Place, all ‘24, woke...

With a rising emphasis on mental health, students proposed the elimination of first-year grades to ease the transition into life at...

A leaked series of emails between the Admissions Office and College President Maud S. Mandel revealed startling developments that the...

This week, CSCI 368: Foundations of Principles of the Principles of Computer Programming took one lecture session out of their week to...

You, yes, you. You, with your little shrimp slump from the weight of the five course packets (unread) in your backpack. You, with your...

Sunday brunch, Mission Park, 12:10 PM. In front of a plate of cold eggs and potatoes, Jack Maggle ‘25 lowers his head to his hands. “Fuck...

It's that time of year when love is in the air, and I know what you are thinking. How am I going to win over that special someone? How...