This past Monday and Tuesday, students who visited the College’s COVID testing center were lucky enough to receive a free sugar cookie...

After careful consideration, I have determined that by every metric both physical and immaterial I am the hottest motherfucker in a 4...

There are many assignments in an average Williams class. Some are essays. Some are mad minute math worksheets. Some are even where you go...

Hey guys. It’s me. Greg. The campus conservative. I wrote a bunch of emails to the Haystack that just said “please,” or “let me speak”...

Following the news of Campus Safety and Security Director Dave Boyer’s upcoming retirement, college administration were tasked with...

“So uhhh, what about woodchips?” your eyes dart around the room as you pose the question, but there’s really only one response you care...

Yesterday The Haystack sat down with President Maud Mandel to discuss the College’s COVID containment strategy in the wake of several...

Yes, you heard that right. I’m a bloody snot monster. Despite the discrimination I have faced my whole life, recently I have become proud...

Picture it: your sophomore year of high school, you just got out of track practice, you’re starving. What is there to eat? Something...

Dear Williams College Community, My name is Steven, and I need your help. Until last week, I lived in relative obscurity on this campus....

By Lak Ross Hey. Super duper stoked to be writing about, like, a serious problem that I think we should be talking about as a community....

Doug Schiazza recently sent out a survey asking for Williams Students’ opinions on. . . housing? This reporter hasn’t read the email, but...

With the spring semester beginning, students and faculty alike have been left anxiously wondering just how well Williams will replicate...

The Haystack received a tip this morning with some troubling information about the class syllabus for History 355. According to Connor...

As Edgar Allen Poe once wrote, “To vilify a great man is the readiest way in which a little man can himself attain greatness.” In what is...

Even if you have managed to escape the painful void of loneliness for most of this year, human connection will still be missing on...

Each week, The Record chooses a random unix and conducts an interview. And then, like, once a month or something, The Haystack rips them...

In an effort to cater to the mental health of a student body that is doing “fine, totally fine, we’re fucking fine, it’s fine, haha,” the...

On a nice sunny day, one might see Williams students out frolicking and gallivanting around Sawyer Lawn between classes. On this...

The unique and unprecedented nature of this year has altered almost every aspect of our lives. The future is uncertain, and campus may...