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Williams Porn Club Kicked Out of Jesup
Williams Porn Club can no longer use Jesup Hall as a meeting space.
The Haybale
Oct 26, 2019
“A waking nightmare”: Students Grapple With Lack of Gargoyles on Campus
How can an institution claim to care about mental health and not have a significant amount of gargoyles on campus?
The Haybale
Oct 24, 2019
Campus Dining Halls to Accept Kisses on the Cheek in Addition to Swipes
“We just asked to be paid better,” said chef Donna Paulson.
The Haybale
Oct 23, 2019
Equestrian Team Doesn't Fuck Horses, Stop Asking Us to Investigate
After a thorough investigation, the Haystack has concluded that yes, the Equestrian Team does exist, and no, they don’t fuck horses.
The Haybale
Oct 20, 2019
Alone at a Party? Here’s Something You Can Look At
You’re at a party right now reading something on your phone. You look totally detached from your surroundings, but in a sexy way.
The Haybale
Oct 19, 2019
An Interview With Joe Biden
We are pleased to announce that we scored an interview with former Vice President Joe Biden! Here’s the full, unedited conversation.
The Haybale
Oct 17, 2019
Friend Plans to Get High to Recover From Stress of Busy Day Caused by Being High the Night Before
During a formal address to his suitemates late Wednesday evening, Jeremy Anderson ‘22 announced a plan to “get, like, high as shit.”...
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Oct 15, 2019
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Oct 12, 2019
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Oct 9, 2019
Study Reveals Students From New York City Really Are Better Than You
The College has come to the conclusion that kids from New York City are better than everyone else and also you specifically.
The Haybale
Oct 8, 2019
President Mandel to Address Perception as a “Distant” President by Living in a Double in Brooks
The official move-in would be Friday evening, followed by a celebratory pregame in Brooks basement.
The Haybale
Oct 6, 2019
Giddy Students Gather at Paresky, Awaiting Release of New Record Issue
At 5:00 AM on Wednesday morning, Paresky Center was packed. Hundreds of students were camped out in Baxter with sleeping bags, pillows,...
The Haybale
Oct 2, 2019
Guy in Your WGSS Seminar Is, Like, so Woke
While college is full of opportunities to expand your mind and learn from people with diverse perspectives, Trent Cunningham ‘23, a guy...
The Haybale
Sep 29, 2019
We Should Decriminalize Sex Work, and also Not Persecute People Caught Watching Porn in Econ 110
By now, the issue of sex work is no longer a debate. Decriminalization guarantees better and safer working conditions for sex workers who...
The Haybale
Sep 27, 2019
During Especially Nice Day, Cool Prof Agrees to Have Class on Acid
This past Friday, the Philosophy department’s resident “cool professor” Noah Samuelson decided to indulge in a wholesome, age-old...
The Haybale
Sep 27, 2019
Shower Peeing Student Publicly Executed
On the morning of October 4th, a guillotine assumed a commanding presence over the dreary Williams College campus. Sitting on a ten by...
The Haybale
Sep 27, 2019
A Williams First: The Mafia to Recruit on Campus
With job hunt season in full swing on campus, a number of firms from around the country are headed to Williamstown in search of the top...
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Sep 27, 2019
“When Did Dean Dave Join Our Groupme?” Wonder First-Years
Earlier this week, the students of Armstrong-Pratt 4 were baffled by the sudden presence of Dave Johnson, Dean of First Year students, in...
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Sep 21, 2019
President Mandel Shares Ray-Ban Ad on Facebook
Late on Wednesday night, President Maud Mandel shared what appeared to be a counterfeit Ray-Ban ad on Facebook. Tagged names included...
The Haybale
Sep 21, 2019
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