Alone at a Party? Here’s Something You Can Look At

You’re at a party right now reading something on your phone. You look totally detached from your surroundings, but in a sexy way. You’re laser focused, because the thing you’re looking at is very, very important. Maybe it has something to do with one of your many extra-curricular activities. Or maybe it’s one of those hilarious memes you always find. You have such a great sense of humor.

Yes, I suppose technically you’re standing “alone.” But it’s not because you don’t have friends. It’s because you’re busy reading this really important thing. You’re busy with business, which comes before pleasure. Once the business ends, then you can hang out with your many friends, before leaving them to hook up with that hot junior who’s staring at you right now, thinking about how cool it is that you have such important things to do on your phone.