Williams College, a school filled with students who actually believe money is real and decide to major in it, study exclusively on Sunday...

"You can unmute yourselves. Wow, it’s so hard doing this on Zoom. Please unmute yourselves"

You were standing 4 and a half feet in front of me in line for lunch at Driscoll. You were wearing dark wash jeans, dirty-ass sneakers, a...

Am I going to lose friends by writing this? Yes. Am I still going to say it with my whole chest? Absolutely. It needs to be said. Unless...

Yesterday’s fun, silly, non-stern email from Marlene Sandstrom to the student body included a helpful list of factors students might want...

In the latest of a series of puzzling and, frankly, outrageous moves, Williams College will continue to fund the equestrian team even in...

A team from the Williams College Geoscience Department made history this week by unearthing the first gay fossils to ever be found in...

Jordan Bradley ‘21, the best econ major his parents ever seen besides his brother, has already secured a coveted position at Goldman...

The College’s rule on newspapers is clear: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. But it seems that rule has not stopped The Williams...

Recently, Williams students have had the smooth, sweet, buttery treat of listening to the coolest cats in town have their trombone...

After noticing that college students couldn’t perfectly adhere to rules stricter than statewide guidelines on a Saturday evening,...

Due to Covid restrictions forcing students to eat their meals outside, many have noted the prevalence of what many assumed to be bees....

A new report this weekend revealed that Marlene Sandstrom paid only 750 dollars in income tax in 2019, a sum that is shockingly low given...

After President Maud Mandel sent out her latest email announcing the formation of a committee dedicated to forming other, smaller...

“I’m not, like, an asshole.” said the Virus.

“Hello everyone!” said Professor Borde, perfectly on-time to her flawlessly set-up Zoom class. “It’s so great to see you all today,...

“Are these students ugly? Sure,” Sandstrom said, without being asked anything about the students’ appearances.

While the unique circumstances of this semester have been stressful for many, one cool-as-fuck JA has been unfazed by the changes to campus.

In response to the recent rise in coronavirus cases around the country, the College has released new return-to-campus procedures and rule...

Over 1600 students plan to return to Williams in the fall, vastly outnumbering the prediction of 10-20 idiots, and leaving the...