Report: Driscoll To Start Serving Beer Because It’s The Grown-Up Dining Hall
Recently, Williams students have been pushing for the restoration of pre-covid campus culture. With public health and the college’s...
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Melia Hagino
Feb 26, 2022
Tutorial Partner Thinks He's a Knight From Middle Ages and Won’t Stop Trying to Best Me In A Duel
Dear the Haystack, We all know that tutorial meetings are basically wars; one partner emerges Victorious, and the other, a stupid loser....
Noah Cohen-Greenberg
Feb 24, 2022
The Haystack Investigates: 90% Of “Composted” Waste Actually Just Fed To Really Big Bear
Earlier this week, The Haystack investigated a bombshell report that the vast majority of the College’s food waste wasn’t actually being...
Lizzie High
Feb 24, 2022
Oldest Book In Chapin Archives Torn To Shreds By Student Who Regrets Their Actions, Is Not Me
The Chapin Archives are mourning the great loss of the Oldest Book, which was ravenously torn up yesterday afternoon. The student...
Lizzie High and Lucy Walker
Feb 24, 2022
Particularly Jaded Sophomore Refers To "Their Freshman Year" Wistfully, As Ancient Fable Long Lost
Monday, 12:30pm, a Lee’s Booth. Sophomore Katie Pointers is seated across from freshman Abby Martin, each enjoying their own ensemble of...
Jackson Small
Feb 15, 2022
Roommate Doing Shadow Puppets Behind Student Most Interesting Thing About Zoom Meeting For Sure
At this point in the academic year, it’s hard to find a single person who isn’t tired of Zoom. Everything about it is sooo exhausting....
Julia Clark
Feb 15, 2022
College To Begin Alerting Students Of Positive Test Results Through Personal Visits In Dreams
And thus the bell tolls over the fair land of the Berkshires, the nightingale coos one last time, the heavens brew darkly over our...
Noah Cohen-Greenberg and Sam Mermin
Feb 6, 2022
Student Reduced To Tears By Work They'd Describe In Two Months As “Literally no work, just reading"
Two months from this very Sunday, Frank Scotch ‘23 will nonchalantly tell his friends that his light weekend slate of four reading...
Lizzie High
Feb 5, 2022
College Salting Policies Bring Decrease In Student Slippage, Increase In Tastiness Of Shoes
Since the depths of winter have descended on the Williams College campus, the college administration has made major changes to the campus...
thewilliamshaystack
Nov 21, 2021
Op-Ed: I’m Going To Win Brunch
Sunday brunch. Yeah, I’m gonna wake up, go to Resky, make a not-so-bad hangover (which I will complain about a lot) into an actually bad...
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