Report: Taco Tuesday No Longer Jovial After Daylight Savings
Gloom. The sun sets before I step into Paresky. So early, and for what? Santa? The elves? The capitalist greed of the weirdos that sell...
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Hilary Malamud
- Nov 21
Strangers-to-Friends: Classmates Form Bond, Upend Entire Unspoken Seating Chart
It was never meant to be. Janet Donuts ’25 lived in a Morgan single, was rarely seen in Lee’s, and spent her nights poring over the Econ...
Divij Jain and Shayna Podhoretz
- Nov 18
I Lived It: A Mysterious Man Saw Me From Across Goodrich Coffee Bar And Ordered Me A Drink
Little old me was just minding my own business this morning, sitting at Goodrich, doing work. Then, the next thing I know, the barista...
Rebecca Call
- Nov 8
Humiliating: My Tutorial Partner Absolutely Demolished Me On The Halloweekend Dance Floor
When she hit that stanky leg, I knew I was ruined. It wasn’t enough for her to slowly shake her head through every humiliating,...
Annie Gustafson
- Oct 25
First-year Asking Complicated, Unrelated Questions In Econ 110 Clearly A Genius
In ECON 110—Principles of Microeconomics—while Professor Thompson was lecturing about why some people have jobs (and some do not), Sam...
Shreya Seshadri
- Oct 19
I Lived It: I Used The Bike Desk In Sawyer For Too Long And Now I Can’t Stop Pedaling
Every morning I wake up at 5 a.m. and hit the gym. Even if I’m sick, even if I slept really late (like, say 9 p.m.), even if it’s cold...
Shenba Vairavan and Rebecca Power
- Oct 17
Boys Will Be Boys: Finance TAPSI House Petitions For Their Own Version Of The Davis Center
Boys are silly and fun and they love to play frisbee in the sun. -Dr. Suess (yes, the racist one) Sometimes boys don’t understand things....
Will Beyreis and Esther Eboh
- Oct 15
Ask The Haybale: How Do I Fit Time To Watch Horse Hoof Trimming Videos Into My Busy Schedule?
It’s early fall in Williamstown and you are over it. Every day, it’s the same. Wake up. Go to the bathroom. It’s out of toilet paper. Go...
thewilliamshaystack
- Oct 12
Report: New WOC Director Replaces Mountain Day With Cigarette Day
This October, one mystery Friday is going to look a little bit different on campus. This week's WOCly Newsletter stated that the...
Rebecca Call
- Oct 11
Nepo Baby Alert! Student Matilda Hall ‘25 Suspiciously Shares Surname With Every Building On Campus!
Disgraceful. Shameful. Injustice. These are but a few of the words that come to this reporter’s mind in response to the reckoning that,...
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