Administration to Determine Each Day’s Covid Policy by Spinning Giant Multicolored “Wheel of Safety”
WILLIAMSTOWN, MA—As announced by Jim Reische in this week’s Ops message, the College will now be deciding Covid policies by spinning a...
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thewilliamshaystack
- Nov 13, 2021
Report: I Wouldn’t Blame Me for Hitting You With My Car at This Late Hour
It’s dark. It might be raining, or maybe those are just my tears. Jk haha? I’m driving all alone on my way back from Walmart, listening...
Claire Tolliver
- Nov 9, 2021
Conveyor Belt
Greg Applejack ‘25 knows how to get into Whitman’s for seconds and thirds, he claims. Applejack has been spotted around campus carrying...
thewilliamshaystack
- Nov 1, 2021
Group of Williams Students Smoking Located by Following Sound of Coughs
This toke is no joke! Last Friday night, Brad Warbles ‘23 came to the Haystack publication office with an interesting story regarding a...
thewilliamshaystack
- Oct 30, 2021
Man wearing t-shirt to halloween party is smarter than you
Hundreds of cat-ear headbands. A few tastefully sexy firefighters. Some less tastefully sexy firefighters, one tiny scrap of fabric away...
Isaac Wilkins
- Oct 28, 2021
I Lived It: I Joined Rock Climbing Club and Now I've Been Stuck in a Rock for 127 Hours
“It’ll be a good way to make new friends,” she said. “It’ll help you meet girls and get over your crippling fear of ropes and pulleys,”...
Sophie Bellwoar and Lucy Walker
- Oct 28, 2021
Friend Who Ordered Hot Chocolate at Tunnel Swears They're Not a Little Baby Boy
Last week, Haystack reporters were positioned in Tunnel City Coffee Shop where we witnessed Jeremy Pickles ‘23 unabashedly order a small...
Lizzie High
- Oct 28, 2021
Report: You Were REALLY Loud Getting Your Computer Charger Out in Sawyer
Yep, this article is about you. There’s no need to deny it, no need to be shy, everyone already knows you were the one making all that...
Lucy Walker
- Oct 28, 2021
Report: Spring Street Dog Looks Rich
After the long weekend, the Haystack received several reports of well-to-do looking dogs on Spring Street. The dogs, notable because they...
thewilliamshaystack
- Oct 22, 2021
Alpha Males Playing Spikeball Shirtless Look Handsome, Free Spirited
Multiple students corroborated reports yesterday of a group of four muscular, particularly well-adjusted students playing a friendly—but...
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