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Melia Hagino
Oct 11, 2021
"Ok, Who Got Me Sick?" Says Kid Who Licked Every Doorknob on Hoxsey
Last night, Jeffery Tinkle ‘23 announced via 6 separate Instagram stories that he had launched an internal investigation to find out who...


Kevin Ryan
Oct 6, 2021
Improv Comedy Kid Keeps Trying to Do Scenes Where He Has a Girlfriend
“Ok, so what if I was like a firefighter with like a funny top hat, and I also had like a really hot cool and thoughtful girlfriend....

thewilliamshaystack
Oct 5, 2021
Mission Dining One-Ups Whitman’s With not Uno, not Dos, not Tres, but QUATRO LECHES CAKE
“At first it was delicious,” said Bruce Barbeque ‘23. “Then I got to the fourth leches, right at the very bottom of the cake, and…”...


Noah Cohen-Greenberg and Sam Mermin
Oct 4, 2021
Guy Talking a Lot in Your PoliSci Class Not Tall Enough to be President
Thursday afternoon’s meeting of PSCI 124: Leaders, Heroes, Geniuses, Brotherhood was marked by a slew of passionate comments from Jackson...


Shenba Vairavan
Oct 3, 2021
Dining Services Solves Long-Lines by Throwing a Phoebe Bridgers Concert Every Weekend
Dining Services Solves Long-Lines by Throwing a Phoebe Bridgers Concert Every Weekend Dining Services tried to solve the issue of two...

Shenba Vairavan
Sep 30, 2021
White Guy In Your Race Theory Class is There to be “Exposed to Things He Wasn’t Familiar With”
Williams College has done some cool stuff in the last 50ish years. We created an Africana concentration, a Latino/a concentration, we let...

Sam Mermin
Sep 16, 2021
Dining Halls to Address Fork Shortage by Only Serving Go-Gurts and Corn Dogs
On Wednesday afternoon, President Maud Mandel called an emergency press conference to address the recent lack of forks in campus dining...

thewilliamshaystack
May 12, 2021
I Lived It: Someone Squished Me in the Sawyer Stacks
I want to preface this by saying that what happened that night was not their fault. If anything, it was my fault for being there at all,...

Noah Cohen-Greenberg and Melia Hagino
May 2, 2021
Op-Ed: We Should Not Get a Meal Sometime
Oh my God, hi! It’s been so long! Crazy that we ran into each other, right outside Paresky at 12:30 on a weekday—what a coincidence!...

thewilliamshaystack
Apr 18, 2021
Once Covid is Over This Reporter Will Kiss Pappa Charlie on the Mouth
His hair. His lips. The faint smell of onion on his breath. Pappa “Charlie” Charles is the man everyone wants, but no one can have. Oh,...
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