Op-Ed: What If We Ate a Whitman’s Banana Bonanza Pancake Lady and the Tramp-Style
Toddler In Lee’s Walking Around, Eating Curly Fry, Like He Pays Tuition Or Something
Ask The Haybale: Guy From Entry Thinks He’s Living In Orphanage From Oliver!, Keeps Asking For Gruel
Roommates Determined To Tuck Each Other In Caught In Endless Cycle, Haven’t Slept In Days
Rich Friend's Mom Describes 300-Dollar Dining Experience At Williams Inn As "Charming"
Students Petition To Make Turkey Vultures 30% Smaller, Citing “Too Big”
Stoner Kid In Your Philosophy Class Posits All Of Us Are Wearing Masks All The Time, Actually
Report: The College Finds Kid Who Took My Coat At 66 Guilty Of Heinous Crimes
Group Of Friends Sneaks Up To Observatory Deck, Reports Feeling Rebellious, 10 Feet Off The Ground
Housing Crisis: Friend Group Opts For Mouse Named Stuart Little Over You As Their Sixth Housing Pick