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The Needle
Feb 21, 2020


Brave: This Girl Applied to be A WOOLF Leader Despite Having No Stickers on Her Nalgene Water Bottle
We here at The Needle love to feature strong, independent women who break barriers. Alexandra Davis ‘23, fits the bill perfectly. After...
The Needle
Feb 21, 2020


Letter to the Editor: My Boob Fell out During This Chemistry Final and I Don’t Know What to Do
Dear Editor, I’m writing in with a sticky situation that I’m not exactly sure how to remedy. I am currently writing to you from my...
The Needle
Feb 21, 2020


I Don’t Care That Athletes Aren’t Smart Enough to be Here Because I Want to Have Sex With Them
The topic of athletic recruitment has inspired heated debates among Williams students that center the question “What are the priorities...
The Needle
Feb 21, 2020


J.K. Rowling Announces Maud Mandel is Gay
J.K. Rowling surprised students and fans of Williams College this week by announcing that the College’s beloved President, Maud Mandel,...
The Haybale
Feb 16, 2020


"I Finally Feel Like I Can Claim Williams," Says Student With Building Named After Them
On the first Thursday of the spring semester each year, the College holds “Claiming Williams Day,” an event geared towards helping...
The Haybale
Feb 10, 2020


5 Ways to Pump Yourself Up in a Hoxsey Bathroom That Aren’t Cocaine
The night is young, and you’re in the bathroom at a Hoxsey Street party. Checking your pristine Patagonia jacket for any stains, you find...
The Haybale
Feb 8, 2020


Student Reading Book Just for Pleasure of Saying He Reading for Pleasure
Baxter Hall — One inspiring sophomore has made the most of the free time afforded to him during Winter Study. Lucas Finley ’22, a...
The Haybale
Jan 19, 2020


Kid Who Talks Too Much in Class Probably Had Great Childhood
While many students find the Winter Study course Kurt Vonnegut in History vaguely interesting, no student has been more consistently...
The Haybale
Jan 16, 2020


I Lived It: He Called Me “Dude” in a Text
What am I supposed to do with that?
The Haybale
Jan 6, 2020


The Haybale
Dec 31, 2019


Student Feeling Somewhat Empty at Home Without Any Work to Complain About
“I have sooooo much bio due tomorrow fucking kill me,” said Thomas, to his confused mother.
The Haybale
Dec 23, 2019


Report: Those on Book Grant Qualify For Money Back, Hand Stuff
Reimbursement comes in the form of money, not store credit, and also hand-based sexual acts.
The Haybale
Dec 14, 2019


Communications Office Will Now Oversee Censorship of The Haystack, █ ██ ███
The Office of Communications will now be overseeing censorship of The Haystack. ██.
The Haybale
Dec 3, 2019


The Haybale
Dec 2, 2019


He’s Div III, I’m Div I: Navigating an Inter-Divisional Relationship
I had just declared the English major and was telling everyone that getting an MFA sounded like a viable career path when I saw him.
The Haybale
Nov 24, 2019


Study Finds Lee’s Open All 23 Hours of the Day You Don’t Want to Go There
The Snackbar is open at all times to all students, with the exception of you during the times that you want to go.
The Haybale
Nov 21, 2019


Not So Wicked: Three Dead After Tom Brady Argument
An argument concerning whether or not the Patriots “eat shit for breakfast,” spiraled out of control and left three students dead.
The Haybale
Nov 17, 2019


Wise Sophomore Boy Who Took Math 150 Generously Shares Wisdom With First-Year Girls
According to eyewitnesses, Bonnell squared his shoulders, took a deep breath, and bravely inserted himself into the conversation.
The Haybale
Nov 14, 2019


The Haybale
Nov 13, 2019
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