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We Tried to Talk to the Art History Grad Students and They Shot Us With a Crossbow
As a last-ditch effort to recruit more cultured staff members, this past weekend The Haystack reached out to the most sophisticated group...
Melia Hagino and Mati Rogers
Nov 19, 2020


Due to Another Staff Error, Donald Trump Gives a Speech From a Concession Stand
Last night on every TV network, the soon-to-be-former president spoke to the nation from in front of a tent that appeared to be selling...
Jacob Lehmann Duke
Nov 19, 2020


A cappella Continues to Practice Despite Pleas from Administration to “Shut the Fuck Up”
Last Saturday, the 5th of November, the Office of Campus Life (OCL) released a statement clarifying its stance toward a cappella...
thewilliamshaystack
Nov 18, 2020


Friend can't get lunch because "Requests to hang out exceed order capacity"
“What the hell, man?” stated Joseph Garcia ‘22 on Monday, after his friend, Cody Lee ‘21, declined to get lunch, citing “Requests to hang...
Max Stein
Nov 18, 2020


Op-Ed: My Tutorial Partner is Clearly Trying to Instigate a Threesome With Me and Our Professor
It was our second class together when I first realized it. Maybe it was the way her auburn locks flowed down her back, almost like a...
thewilliamshaystack
Nov 16, 2020


Bell Ringers Announce Every Song is the Glee Version
This past Saturday the Williams community was hit with a shocking and disgusting new development in the ever-changing profile of the...
Mati Rogers
Nov 15, 2020


Log Owner’s Mom Says he can Stay up 15 Minutes Later; Restaurant Now Open Until 8:15
Williams students are celebrating after local Spring Street favorite The Log has announced new extended hours on Saturdays. We visited...
Lizzie High
Nov 14, 2020


English Professor Cool Enough to Say Fuck
Last week, in English 204, “Yes, No, and Why Not?: Questions in Books” Professor Charles (Charlie) Hofstadt, shocked his students when he...
thewilliamshaystack
Nov 13, 2020


Male trustees uncomfortable with testing being conducted by “something called the Broads Institute"
As the College nears the end of a successful semester during a global pandemic, most administrators are enormously proud of their...
Sam Mermin
Nov 11, 2020


Unclear Where Skateboard Kid Going to Store Skateboard
The Williams Haystack has committed itself to investigative reporting, uncovering the hidden secrets of campus. From investigations into...
Lucy Walker
Nov 10, 2020
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