Well how do ya feel now? Can’t feel great, I bet. Yea, they chose a rat over you. And word has it they’re picking into East, which...

Recently, Williams students have been pushing for the restoration of pre-covid campus culture. With public health and the college’s...

Dear the Haystack, We all know that tutorial meetings are basically wars; one partner emerges Victorious, and the other, a stupid loser....

Earlier this week, The Haystack investigated a bombshell report that the vast majority of the College’s food waste wasn’t actually being...

The Chapin Archives are mourning the great loss of the Oldest Book, which was ravenously torn up yesterday afternoon. The student...

Monday, 12:30pm, a Lee’s Booth. Sophomore Katie Pointers is seated across from freshman Abby Martin, each enjoying their own ensemble of...

At this point in the academic year, it’s hard to find a single person who isn’t tired of Zoom. Everything about it is sooo exhausting....

And thus the bell tolls over the fair land of the Berkshires, the nightingale coos one last time, the heavens brew darkly over our...

Two months from this very Sunday, Frank Scotch ‘23 will nonchalantly tell his friends that his light weekend slate of four reading...

Since the depths of winter have descended on the Williams College campus, the college administration has made major changes to the campus...

Sunday brunch. Yeah, I’m gonna wake up, go to Resky, make a not-so-bad hangover (which I will complain about a lot) into an actually bad...

WILLIAMSTOWN, MA—As announced by Jim Reische in this week’s Ops message, the College will now be deciding Covid policies by spinning a...

It’s dark. It might be raining, or maybe those are just my tears. Jk haha? I’m driving all alone on my way back from Walmart, listening...

Greg Applejack ‘25 knows how to get into Whitman’s for seconds and thirds, he claims. Applejack has been spotted around campus carrying...

This toke is no joke! Last Friday night, Brad Warbles ‘23 came to the Haystack publication office with an interesting story regarding a...

Hundreds of cat-ear headbands. A few tastefully sexy firefighters. Some less tastefully sexy firefighters, one tiny scrap of fabric away...

“It’ll be a good way to make new friends,” she said. “It’ll help you meet girls and get over your crippling fear of ropes and pulleys,”...

Last week, Haystack reporters were positioned in Tunnel City Coffee Shop where we witnessed Jeremy Pickles ‘23 unabashedly order a small...

Yep, this article is about you. There’s no need to deny it, no need to be shy, everyone already knows you were the one making all that...

After the long weekend, the Haystack received several reports of well-to-do looking dogs on Spring Street. The dogs, notable because they...