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St. Anthony Hall Investigation Points to Recent Existence of Super Wack Newspaper
The College’s rule on newspapers is clear: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. But it seems that rule has not stopped The Williams...
Kevin Ryan
Oct 11, 2020


Trombone Thursday Brings the Coolest Cats at Williams Out of the Bag
Recently, Williams students have had the smooth, sweet, buttery treat of listening to the coolest cats in town have their trombone...
Lizzie High
Oct 8, 2020


Students Start Following all the EPHin Rules After Marlene Implements New Signs
After noticing that college students couldn’t perfectly adhere to rules stricter than statewide guidelines on a Saturday evening,...
Shenba Vairavan
Oct 7, 2020


"Actually, They're Wasps," Reminds Smartest Student at Williams
Due to Covid restrictions forcing students to eat their meals outside, many have noted the prevalence of what many assumed to be bees....
Lucy Walker
Oct 4, 2020


Report: Sandstrom Paid Only $750 in Income Tax After Claiming 2,254 Dependents
A new report this weekend revealed that Marlene Sandstrom paid only 750 dollars in income tax in 2019, a sum that is shockingly low given...
Sam Mermin
Oct 2, 2020


Friends Stage Intervention After Mandel Forms Committee to Form Committee
After President Maud Mandel sent out her latest email announcing the formation of a committee dedicated to forming other, smaller...
Melia Hagino
Sep 30, 2020


Virus Politely Declines to Spread After Hearing Everyone in Group is Close Friends
“I’m not, like, an asshole.” said the Virus.
The Editorial Board
Sep 25, 2020


1 in 2000: The Professor Who Did Expect to Teach Under Circumstances Like These
“Hello everyone!” said Professor Borde, perfectly on-time to her flawlessly set-up Zoom class. “It’s so great to see you all today,...
The Editorial Board
Sep 17, 2020


College to Provide Special Masks for At-Risk Students Who Are Also Ugly
“Are these students ugly? Sure,” Sandstrom said, without being asked anything about the students’ appearances.
The Editorial Board
Sep 11, 2020


"Super Chill" JA Lets Frosh Speak to Each Other
While the unique circumstances of this semester have been stressful for many, one cool-as-fuck JA has been unfazed by the changes to campus.
The Editorial Board
Sep 10, 2020
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