Shenba VairavanNov 28, 2023Report: Taco Tuesday No Longer Jovial After Daylight Savings Gloom. The sun sets before I step into Paresky. So early, and for what? Santa? The elves? The capitalist greed of the weirdos that sell...
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Divij Jain and Shayna PodhoretzNov 18, 2023I Lived It: A Mysterious Man Saw Me From Across Goodrich Coffee Bar And Ordered Me A DrinkLittle old me was just minding my own business this morning, sitting at Goodrich, doing work. Then, the next thing I know, the barista...
Rebecca CallNov 8, 2023Humiliating: My Tutorial Partner Absolutely Demolished Me On The Halloweekend Dance FloorWhen she hit that stanky leg, I knew I was ruined. It wasn’t enough for her to slowly shake her head through every humiliating,...