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During Especially Nice Day, Cool Prof Agrees to Have Class on Acid
This past Friday, the Philosophy department’s resident “cool professor” Noah Samuelson decided to indulge in a wholesome, age-old...
The Haybale
Sep 27, 2019


Shower Peeing Student Publicly Executed
On the morning of October 4th, a guillotine assumed a commanding presence over the dreary Williams College campus. Sitting on a ten by...
The Haybale
Sep 27, 2019


A Williams First: The Mafia to Recruit on Campus
With job hunt season in full swing on campus, a number of firms from around the country are headed to Williamstown in search of the top...
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Sep 27, 2019


“When Did Dean Dave Join Our Groupme?” Wonder First-Years
Earlier this week, the students of Armstrong-Pratt 4 were baffled by the sudden presence of Dave Johnson, Dean of First Year students, in...
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Sep 21, 2019


President Mandel Shares Ray-Ban Ad on Facebook
Late on Wednesday night, President Maud Mandel shared what appeared to be a counterfeit Ray-Ban ad on Facebook. Tagged names included...
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Sep 21, 2019


EA Hoxsey Basement 2k19 to Release This Saturday
Clear your schedules! Claim your common rooms! Get out your gaming stations! This Saturday, EA Entertainment releases its next hit title:...
The Haybale
Sep 21, 2019
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