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Report: Fresh n Go Wrap Tastes Like It Usually Does

Your Fresh n Go wrap tastes as it usually does, according to Haybale sources. All the ingredients ordered by you taste pretty normal. The wrap is green today, sometimes it’s orange. You just never know what you’re gonna get.

When asked for comment, you told the Haybale “this is the wrap I always get.”

The wrap you get has cheese. Sometimes you get mozzarella Instead of provolone but not usually.

Today you got the chickpea salad, although sometimes you go for the pasta. You did not get any condiments. You never get condiments, mostly because you can’t be bothered.

You felt all the bananas and decided to get none of them. You did add chips to your Fresh n Go container. They get a little soggy because of the chickpea juice but you’re not complaining.

You toss a cookie on top of your container for whimsy’s sake, and think about what would happen if you dropped it — what a bummer that would be. It’s happened before. You left it on the stairs.

You’re just one kid, alone in this crazy world.

Every once in a while you get a grain bowl, just for the hell of it. Just to feel something. Not this week though. You’ve got a lot of other stuff going on. You need the stability. You need this.

“I need this” you told the Haybale.


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