The topic of athletic recruitment has inspired heated debates among Williams students that center the question “What are the priorities...

An argument concerning whether or not the Patriots “eat shit for breakfast,” spiraled out of control and left three students dead.

It turns out they have these boats where you don’t even need to row.

After a thorough investigation, the Haystack has concluded that yes, the Equestrian Team does exist, and no, they don’t fuck horses.