I Don’t Care That Athletes Aren’t Smart Enough to be Here Because I Want to Have Sex With Them
The topic of athletic recruitment has inspired heated debates among Williams students that center the question “What are the priorities...
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thewilliamshaystack
- Nov 17, 2019
Not So Wicked: Three Dead After Tom Brady Argument
An argument concerning whether or not the Patriots “eat shit for breakfast,” spiraled out of control and left three students dead.
thewilliamshaystack
- Oct 30, 2019
Crew Team Shaken After Discovering Existence of Gas-Powered Boats
It turns out they have these boats where you don’t even need to row.
thewilliamshaystack
- Oct 20, 2019
Equestrian Team Doesn't Fuck Horses, Stop Asking Us to Investigate
After a thorough investigation, the Haystack has concluded that yes, the Equestrian Team does exist, and no, they don’t fuck horses.
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