I Don’t Care That Athletes Aren’t Smart Enough to be Here Because I Want to Have Sex With Them
The topic of athletic recruitment has inspired heated debates among Williams students that center the question “What are the priorities...
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thewilliamshaystack
Nov 17, 2019
Not So Wicked: Three Dead After Tom Brady Argument
An argument concerning whether or not the Patriots “eat shit for breakfast,” spiraled out of control and left three students dead.
thewilliamshaystack
Oct 30, 2019
Crew Team Shaken After Discovering Existence of Gas-Powered Boats
It turns out they have these boats where you don’t even need to row.
thewilliamshaystack
Oct 20, 2019
Equestrian Team Doesn't Fuck Horses, Stop Asking Us to Investigate
After a thorough investigation, the Haystack has concluded that yes, the Equestrian Team does exist, and no, they don’t fuck horses.
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