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The Williams Haybale

Good luck finding the point.

"if we keep going at this rate, we'll hit 14 by the end of the year!"

"if we keep going at this rate, we'll hit 14 by the end of the year!"

Ousting the NYCers of Williams College from the ecological niche they have occupied these past generations, the new small talk of the town is no longer Which New York City High School Did You Attend And Is It Better Or More Smarter Than The New York City High School I Attended.

Now, the hottest small talk in Williamstown is the high schools of Cincinnati, Ohio. The Big Apple has been displaced. It’s all about the Big ’Nati now.

By: Rebecca Call
Read the full article at the link in bio.

Ousting the NYCers of Williams College from the ecological niche they have occupied these past generations, the new small talk of the town is no longer Which New York City High School Did You Attend And Is It Better Or More Smarter Than The New York City High School I Attended.

Now, the hottest small talk in Williamstown is the high schools of Cincinnati, Ohio. The Big Apple has been displaced. It’s all about the Big ’Nati now.

By: Rebecca Call
Read the full article at the link in bio.

big day for letters to editors of various campus publications 👀 😳

big day for letters to editors of various campus publications 👀 😳

they're really just picking everyone these days huh

they're really just picking everyone these days huh

Fans of the Haybale have noticed an emerging phenomenon in recent months. The Haybale just writes headlines, for the most part. In an effort to get to the bottom of this, The Haybale reached out to The Haybale for comment.

By: Katie Hanes
Read the full article at the link in bio.

Fans of the Haybale have noticed an emerging phenomenon in recent months. The Haybale just writes headlines, for the most part. In an effort to get to the bottom of this, The Haybale reached out to The Haybale for comment.

By: Katie Hanes
Read the full article at the link in bio.

but like,,,are they??

but like,,,are they??

don't worry, there's a generous curve ;)

don't worry, there's a generous curve ;)

why couldn't they just "name an occupation" ???

why couldn't they just "name an occupation" ???

god forbid they're on the 50 block!

god forbid they're on the 50 block!

if only we knew before they announced it at battle of the bands

if only we knew before they announced it at battle of the bands

we 💗 correlation not causation

we 💗 correlation not causation

goodrich... your silence is deafening!!!

goodrich... your silence is deafening!!!

accompanied by an exponential increase in lees tuna melt orders....correlation or causation....who can say....

accompanied by an exponential increase in lees tuna melt orders....correlation or causation....who can say....

sometimes they even explain how the lottery works?? who knew!

sometimes they even explain how the lottery works?? who knew!

sorry there wasn't a post yesterday we took a snow day

sorry there wasn't a post yesterday we took a snow day

what's even the point!

what's even the point!

prepare to join President Mandel for office hours "off the log"

prepare to join President Mandel for office hours "off the log"

gross!

gross!

We attended the inaugural meeting of the “English x IWS ‘“Wuthering Heights”’ Support Group” — purely for journalistic purposes…not because we needed emotional support….no….no other reason…

By: Shreya Seshadri
Read the full article at the link in bio.

We attended the inaugural meeting of the “English x IWS ‘“Wuthering Heights”’ Support Group” — purely for journalistic purposes…not because we needed emotional support….no….no other reason…

By: Shreya Seshadri
Read the full article at the link in bio.

hard-hitting reporting from the haybale

hard-hitting reporting from the haybale

uhhh what gives???

uhhh what gives???

link to sign up in daily messages

link to sign up in daily messages

worst case there's penne with marinara in the extras zone...

worst case there's penne with marinara in the extras zone...

happy valentine’s day! 💗💗

happy valentine’s day! 💗💗

but like can winter please stop coming 😔😔

but like can winter please stop coming 😔😔

watch out!

watch out!

not a bad sign at all, don't worry, PLENTY of seats still open

not a bad sign at all, don't worry, PLENTY of seats still open

idiot or not, learn more at the williams FUNded summer experience fair tonight!!

idiot or not, learn more at the williams FUNded summer experience fair tonight!!

“Report: Y’all Heard About This New Thing Called The Primordial Soup?”

“Report: Y’all Heard About This New Thing Called The Primordial Soup?”

they said it in some weird fucked up other language though

they said it in some weird fucked up other language though

Don’t worry! There’s always plenty of skim milk 🥰

Don’t worry! There’s always plenty of skim milk 🥰

hashtag not like the other coughers

hashtag not like the other coughers

censorship of the arts at its finest 👎

By: Ella Goodman and Salil Jain

censorship of the arts at its finest 👎

By: Ella Goodman and Salil Jain

“who’s this asshole?!??”

“who’s this asshole?!??”

how are they even reading this now?!??

how are they even reading this now?!??

Coming to campus this Winter Study!

By: Clarissa Louis

Coming to campus this Winter Study!

By: Clarissa Louis

why could this possibly be?!??

why could this possibly be?!??

Ruh roh… cold front coming your way 🥶

Ruh roh… cold front coming your way 🥶

“Surely it will be exactly like this in a month’s time!”

“Surely it will be exactly like this in a month’s time!”

And THAT’S what I call a climate action plan

And THAT’S what I call a climate action plan

hey, not like there’s anything better to do 🤷‍♀️

hey, not like there’s anything better to do 🤷‍♀️

even if no one believes in you, the haybale believes in you.

even if no one believes in you, the haybale believes in you.

actually worse than trying to find a pic of the "hot" guy you're into

actually worse than trying to find a pic of the "hot" guy you're into

he's not like the other guys :(
he's DIFFERENT :((
he forgot to make an appointment :(((

he's not like the other guys :(
he's DIFFERENT :((
he forgot to make an appointment :(((

who even knows what's going on with the psych department at this point?

who even knows what's going on with the psych department at this point?

Itsy bitsy little pop quiz. Teensy weensy little poll. Just a little tiny whiny little quiz. Just a teensy tiny itty bitty little teeny weeny little –

Itsy bitsy little pop quiz. Teensy weensy little poll. Just a little tiny whiny little quiz. Just a teensy tiny itty bitty little teeny weeny little –

hopefully WPD doesn't shut this one down!

hopefully WPD doesn't shut this one down!

great job guys! way to burst that purple bubble

great job guys! way to burst that purple bubble

"yeah you can borrow my black dress for swim formal, i just wore it to crew formal last week, but return it so i can wear it to gargoyle society formal tomorrow"

"yeah you can borrow my black dress for swim formal, i just wore it to crew formal last week, but return it so i can wear it to gargoyle society formal tomorrow"

never hitting a groutfit again :(

never hitting a groutfit again :(

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100% True Factual Reporting On Matters Concerning Williams College

Big Apple Out, Big ’Nati In: NYCers Dismayed As Williams Small Talk Dominated By Conversation About Which Cincinnati Ohio High School You Attended

Rebecca Call

1 day ago

The Haybale Investigates: Why Does The Haybale Write So Few Articles

Katie Hanes

4 days ago

English Department x IWS Collaboration: Support Group For Victims Of Emerald Fennell’s “‘Wuthering Heights’”

Shreya Seshadri

Feb 19

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