Equestrian Team Doesn't Fuck Horses, Stop Asking Us to Investigate
After a thorough investigation, the Haystack has concluded that yes, the Equestrian Team does exist, and no, they don’t fuck horses.
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Oct 19, 2019
Alone at a Party? Here’s Something You Can Look At
You’re at a party right now reading something on your phone. You look totally detached from your surroundings, but in a sexy way.
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Oct 17, 2019
An Interview With Joe Biden
We are pleased to announce that we scored an interview with former Vice President Joe Biden! Here’s the full, unedited conversation.
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Oct 15, 2019
Friend Plans to Get High to Recover From Stress of Busy Day Caused by Being High the Night Before
During a formal address to his suitemates late Wednesday evening, Jeremy Anderson ‘22 announced a plan to “get, like, high as shit.”...
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Oct 12, 2019
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Oct 11, 2019
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Oct 9, 2019
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Oct 8, 2019
Study Reveals Students From New York City Really Are Better Than You
The College has come to the conclusion that kids from New York City are better than everyone else and also you specifically.
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Oct 6, 2019
President Mandel to Address Perception as a “Distant” President by Living in a Double in Brooks
The official move-in would be Friday evening, followed by a celebratory pregame in Brooks basement.
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Oct 2, 2019
Giddy Students Gather at Paresky, Awaiting Release of New Record Issue
At 5:00 AM on Wednesday morning, Paresky Center was packed. Hundreds of students were camped out in Baxter with sleeping bags, pillows,...
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