Kid Who Talks Too Much in Class Probably Had Great Childhood
While many students find the Winter Study course Kurt Vonnegut in History vaguely interesting, no student has been more consistently...
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thewilliamshaystack
Jan 6, 2020
I Lived It: He Called Me “Dude” in a Text
What am I supposed to do with that?
thewilliamshaystack
Dec 31, 2019
thewilliamshaystack
Dec 23, 2019
Student Feeling Somewhat Empty at Home Without Any Work to Complain About
“I have sooooo much bio due tomorrow fucking kill me,” said Thomas, to his confused mother.
thewilliamshaystack
Dec 14, 2019
Report: Those on Book Grant Qualify For Money Back, Hand Stuff
Reimbursement comes in the form of money, not store credit, and also hand-based sexual acts.
thewilliamshaystack
Dec 3, 2019
Communications Office Will Now Oversee Censorship of The Haystack, █ ██ ███
The Office of Communications will now be overseeing censorship of The Haystack. ██.
thewilliamshaystack
Dec 2, 2019
thewilliamshaystack
Nov 24, 2019
He’s Div III, I’m Div I: Navigating an Inter-Divisional Relationship
I had just declared the English major and was telling everyone that getting an MFA sounded like a viable career path when I saw him.
thewilliamshaystack
Nov 21, 2019
Study Finds Lee’s Open All 23 Hours of the Day You Don’t Want to Go There
The Snackbar is open at all times to all students, with the exception of you during the times that you want to go.
thewilliamshaystack
Nov 17, 2019
Not So Wicked: Three Dead After Tom Brady Argument
An argument concerning whether or not the Patriots “eat shit for breakfast,” spiraled out of control and left three students dead.
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