Last Resort for 2021 Housing Emergency: Extra Bedrooms in Douglas Schiazza’s House
Due to the increasing danger of traveling abroad and the completely unforeseen possibility of a three month period during which all the...
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thewilliamshaystack
Feb 23, 2020
BREAKING: Haystack has Uncovered Secret “Eating Without Swiping” Ring in Mission Park
On last Friday, February 21st, The Haystack made its most damning discovery yet. And that’s saying a lot.
The Needle
Feb 21, 2020
The Needle
Feb 21, 2020
Brave: This Girl Applied to be A WOOLF Leader Despite Having No Stickers on Her Nalgene Water Bottle
We here at The Needle love to feature strong, independent women who break barriers. Alexandra Davis ‘23, fits the bill perfectly. After...
The Needle
Feb 21, 2020
Letter to the Editor: My Boob Fell out During This Chemistry Final and I Don’t Know What to Do
Dear Editor, I’m writing in with a sticky situation that I’m not exactly sure how to remedy. I am currently writing to you from my...
The Needle
Feb 21, 2020
I Don’t Care That Athletes Aren’t Smart Enough to be Here Because I Want to Have Sex With Them
The topic of athletic recruitment has inspired heated debates among Williams students that center the question “What are the priorities...
thewilliamshaystack
Feb 16, 2020
J.K. Rowling Announces Maud Mandel is Gay
J.K. Rowling surprised students and fans of Williams College this week by announcing that the College’s beloved President, Maud Mandel,...
thewilliamshaystack
Feb 10, 2020
"I Finally Feel Like I Can Claim Williams," Says Student With Building Named After Them
On the first Thursday of the spring semester each year, the College holds “Claiming Williams Day,” an event geared towards helping...
thewilliamshaystack
Feb 8, 2020
5 Ways to Pump Yourself Up in a Hoxsey Bathroom That Aren’t Cocaine
The night is young, and you’re in the bathroom at a Hoxsey Street party. Checking your pristine Patagonia jacket for any stains, you find...
thewilliamshaystack
Jan 19, 2020
Student Reading Book Just for Pleasure of Saying He Reading for Pleasure
Baxter Hall — One inspiring sophomore has made the most of the free time afforded to him during Winter Study. Lucas Finley ’22, a...
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